Pompe Topeak Pocket Rocket

This is a true miniature model of the full-sized Road Master Blaster frame-pump, right down to the little tube notches at either end, it's certainly a cute idea, and at just over 100g and 22.5cm it should stow away unobtrusively. The low profile bottle cage clip is secure, with a rubber pullover strap for security and a speedier release than Velcro strapping. The stroke is clunky but the handle's comfortable, as long as you avoid the end scoops.

It tops out at 100psi after 240 strokes, which didn't tax my arms too much. You could probably get there if you slow down a bit, as agitated pumping tended to push air out of the head. Unlike most here, it's probably capable of hitting the claimed 160psi without hiring a gorilla. And, at only £12.99, you should have plenty of change left over for the zoo.

Well-priced, compact, minimal strength required.